歌词Big Weenie

[ti:Big Weenie]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Encore]
[by:LRC歌词网 lrcgc.com]
[offset:500]
[00:00.00]Eminem - Big Weenie
[00:02.34]I don't understand
[00:04.60]Why are you being so mean?
[00:07.55]You're mean mean man
[00:11.17]
[00:11.50]You are just jealous of me
[00:12.68]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[00:14.39]So instead of just admitting it
[00:16.02]You walk around and say
[00:17.10]All kinds of really mean things
[00:18.70]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[00:21.70]But it's only cuz you're
[00:22.77]Just really jealous of me
[00:24.11]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[00:25.48]So you just look like an idiot
[00:27.08]When you say these mean things
[00:28.36]Cuz it's too easy to see
[00:29.65]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.56]
[00:33.24]Alright listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.76]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.78]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:41.27]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:44.27]Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
[00:47.12]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.87]For the next four and a half minutes
[00:51.66]We are going to explore into your mind
[00:53.26]To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
[00:55.37]Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
[00:56.86]Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
[00:58.16]Psych, I'm kidding
[00:58.96]I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
[01:00.87]Ok, now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.61]Sir I have a question
[01:05.04]Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
[01:07.84]From the moment that I enter into the room
[01:10.20]It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.92]Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.77]I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
[01:17.00]Is it just because
[01:17.73]You are just jealous of me
[01:19.19]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[01:20.78]So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.47]You walk around and say
[01:23.59]All kinds of really mean things
[01:25.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[01:28.17]But it's only cuz you're
[01:29.12]Just really jealous of me
[01:30.65]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[01:31.93]So you just look like an idiot
[01:33.41]When you say these mean things
[01:34.86]Cuz it's too easy to see
[01:36.16]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.78]Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
[01:42.28]I was going to say something extremely important
[01:44.67]But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
[01:48.00]Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
[01:50.49]That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.08]Is that I fucked up ain't it?
[01:53.55]But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
[01:56.34]It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:57.66]Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.35]For me to say the truth, ok?
[02:00.76]You're droolin, you have tooth decay
[02:02.20]Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
[02:03.66]What the fuck you eat for lunch
[02:04.92]A bunch of sweets or something, what?
[02:06.28]You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
[02:07.74]Your tooth is rotten to the gum
[02:08.97]Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
[02:10.58]Yes I do sir, what am I on?
[02:11.85]You sir are on chew syrum
[02:13.23]Marshall I'm so jealous of you
[02:14.70]Please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.09]I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:18.74]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
[02:20.50]All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
[02:22.91]It's my own insecurity!
[02:24.31]You are just jealous of me
[02:25.40]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.24]So instead of just admitting it
[02:28.87]You walk around and say
[02:30.01]All kinds of really mean things
[02:31.44]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[02:34.64]But it's only cuz you're
[02:35.62]Just really jealous of me
[02:37.03]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[02:38.40]So you just look like an idiot
[02:39.94]When you say these mean things
[02:41.20]Cuz it's too easy to see
[02:42.59]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.14]Alright now we, we're going to conduct
[02:48.73]That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.46]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[02:54.82]Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
[02:57.67]Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
[02:59.95]Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
[03:01.56]Now look in this mirror, how about now?
[03:03.79]What do you have in common?
[03:05.28]You're both green with envy
[03:06.57]and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[03:08.71]You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[03:11.41]Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.23]This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
[03:16.30]I know you'd much rather see me
[03:17.73]lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.56]Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
[03:23.26]There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:26.79]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[03:29.59]Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
[03:32.38]Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
[03:35.59]My point is this
[03:36.85]That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
[03:39.60]Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[03:42.12]You are just jealous of me
[03:43.11]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[03:44.87]So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.49]You walk around and say
[03:47.64]All kinds of really mean things
[03:49.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[03:52.21]But it's only cuz you're
[03:53.21]Just really jealous of me
[03:54.59]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[03:56.01]So you just look like an idiot
[03:57.53]When you say these mean things
[03:58.80]Cuz it's too easy to see
[04:00.17]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[04:22.55]END