歌词谁是白痴

[ti:谁是白痴]
[ar:王雪娥]
[al:滑步向左]
[by:LRC歌词网 lrcgc.com]
[offset:500]
[00:03.47]词：JOYCE 曲：周杰伦
[02:09.18][00:35.28]我今天要赶着出门
[02:10.88][00:36.93]打完篮球赶快回家
[02:13.24][00:39.08]不然你爸爸锁在门外
[02:16.95][00:42.87]又要吵架
[02:17.79][00:44.01]你的房间有张纸条
[02:20.33][00:46.33]写着冰箱有排骨饭
[02:22.64][00:48.55]微波炉按2下
[02:23.78][00:49.63]不要麻烦老人家
[03:32.56][03:26.71][03:23.24][02:26.64][00:52.76]EVERYBODY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
[02:31.14][00:56.77]你的老爸也不敢造反
[02:35.83][01:01.98]EVERYBODY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
[02:40.64][01:06.65]把我的话当放屁就赏你耳光
[03:05.46][02:46.41][01:12.41]八点半写完功课
[03:07.60][02:48.55][01:14.69]九点半去倒垃圾
[03:09.81][02:50.97][01:17.00]不要整天窝在家装少爷
[03:14.59][02:55.96][01:21.77]别当你是天王老子
[03:16.73][02:58.05][01:23.75]给你方便四处大小便
[03:19.20][03:00.57][01:26.30]我可是超级美少母
[01:50.10](男声)YO MAMA我现在要开始
[01:52.81] 让我告诉你现在的帅哥怎么想
[01:54.45]我不是故意考试只考个0分
[01:56.64]也不是故意顶嘴顶满100分
[01:59.16]上了一天的课去一下网咖
[02:01.36]你不要担心我去把妹还是飙车
[02:03.78]MAMA你管我太多 管我吃太多
[02:06.19]玩太多 你放心我NO FIGHT NO DRUG