歌词The Worst Joke Ever

[ti:The Worst Joke Ever]
[ar:R.E.M.]
[al:Around the Sun]
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[00:01.62]Album: Around the Sun
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[00:06.41]You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
[00:12.66]He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.85]Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.83]Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"
[00:31.40]Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:43.31]When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.60]Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
[00:56.19][02:09.70]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
[01:01.63][02:14.87]The worst joke ever, I never
[01:08.59][02:21.87]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.74]Don't bore me
[01:20.60]Now I am floating,
[01:23.15]I feel released.
[01:26.14]The moorings have been dropped,
[01:29.23]The weights unleashed.
[01:32.42]Everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:44.48]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
[01:47.55]Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
[01:56.82]You're not hurting anybody else's chances,
[02:03.77]But you're disfiguring your own.
[02:28.24]Don't bore me, I NEVER
[02:34.12]Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
[02:46.42]You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before
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