歌词口吐莲花

[ar:与人]
[ti:口吐莲花]
[al:遇事拘谨]
[by:装疯_]
[00:14.69]一二三二二三
[00:21.20]跟随着师傅上茅山
[00:27.80]茅山有个茅老道
[00:34.25]师傅对我把艺传
[00:40.98]传会了徒弟整八个
[00:47.69]倒有七个成了仙
[00:54.41]因为我太笨没得道
[01:01.07]师傅一怒把我赶下了山
[01:07.87]下得山来无事干
[01:14.44]变个戏法儿大家观
[01:21.15]先变个狮子滚绣球
[01:27.61]再变个珍珠倒卷帘
[01:34.33]一会儿我再喝一口水
[01:41.13]变个口吐莲花仙
[01:47.69]口吐莲花要把神仙请
[01:54.50]请来了天上的大罗仙
[02:00.94]我口吐莲花了！
[02:36.12]一请天地动
[02:37.81]二请鬼神惊
[02:39.59]三请茅老道
[02:41.39]四请姜太公
[02:43.29]五请猪八戒
[02:45.13]六请孙悟空
[02:47.20]七请沙和尚
[02:49.07]八请是唐僧
[02:50.89]请来了萨达姆
[02:52.67]再请本拉登
[02:54.61]请来了小布什
[02:56.50]再请金日成
[02:58.39]请来了陈水扁
[03:00.31]再把小马请
[03:02.09]请来了毛主席
[03:04.13]再请邓小平
[03:06.02]请来了江蛤蛤
[03:07.84]再请宋祖英
[03:09.75]我们请王妃
[03:11.80]还要清理鸭棚
[03:13.61]请来了郭德纲
[03:15.37]还要请冯巩
[03:17.37]请来了黄健翔
[03:19.15]别忘了张靓颖
[03:34.13]早请早到
[03:35.88]晚请晚到
[03:37.69]若请不到
[03:39.58]铜锣相叫
[03:41.46]善有善报
[03:43.38]恶有恶报
[03:45.24]不是不报
[03:46.96]时辰不到
[03:48.94]杭州下雨
[03:50.81]注意感冒
[03:52.72]工厂煤矿
[03:54.66]防火防盗
[03:56.65]计划生育
[03:58.37]不太重要
[04:00.43]防艾滋病
[04:02.29]戴避孕套
[04:04.24]黄色网站
[04:06.05]统统扫掉
[04:07.90]奥运金牌
[04:09.77]我们全都拿到
[04:11.67]把钉子户
[04:13.62]一个一个拔掉
[04:15.54]天色正好
[04:17.37]时辰不早
[04:19.27]抬头观看
[04:21.18]众神来到
[04:23.14]众神来到喽！
[04:32.81]师傅，您倒是喷哪？！
[04:35.28]我喷？！我喷你妈!我喷