歌词Rap God

[ar:Eminem]
[ti:Rap God]
[al:The Marshall Mathers LP2]
[by:Ye Ting]
[Intro sample & Eminem]
[00:02.26]"Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings."
[00:05.12]"But I'm only going to get this one chance."
[00:09.49]"Something's wrong, I can feel it."
Six minutes. Six Minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
[00:10.50]"Just a feeling I've got. Like something is about to happen, but I don't know what. If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble; and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances."
[00:25.32]"You are just what the doc ordered."
[Hook 1]
[00:25.80]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:28.99]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:32.15]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[00:35.82]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
[00:38.53]But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
[00:39.89]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:41.76]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[00:43.75]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:45.43]Made a livin' and a killin' off it
[00:47.01]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:48.33]With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
[00:49.89]I'm an MC still as honest
[00:51.64]But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[00:52.76]Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill 'em all with)
[00:54.16]This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
[00:56.53]You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
[00:57.94]With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
[01:00.65]And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
[01:05.51]I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[01:06.93]Over the back of a couple of faggots, and crack it in half
[01:08.58]Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:11.73]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
[01:14.33]Feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.87]Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
[01:18.04]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[01:19.53]While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece
[Hook 2]
[01:21.11]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:24.02]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:27.53]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[01:30.59]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[01:33.67]Everybody want the key and the secret
[01:36.42]To rap immortality like I have got
[Verse 2]
[01:37.35]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
[01:38.26]Simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:39.73]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.56]Hit the Earth like an asteroid
[01:42.88]Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
[01:44.15]MC's get taken to school with this music
[01:46.50]'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bust a rhyme"
[01:48.50]Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:50.38]Me? I'm a product of Rakim
[01:51.50]Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
[01:54.85]Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:56.54]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:59.44]To meet Run–D.M.C. and induct them
[02:01.24]Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
[02:03.69]Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:06.24]Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of (shame)
[02:10.07]You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
[02:12.80]Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
[02:16.21]Little gay-looking boy
[02:16.88]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy
[02:19.34]You're witnessing a massacre
[02:20.87]Like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
[02:22.79]"Oy vey, that boy's gay!", that's all they say, looking boy
[02:25.85]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.29]And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy
[02:29.38]Hey, looking boy! What you say, looking boy?
[02:30.94]I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
[02:32.46]I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit
[02:34.81]Get outta my face, looking boy!
[02:36.87]Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
[02:37.94]Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause—
[Hook 3]
[02:38.94]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:41.53]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:44.84]The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
[02:48.61]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:51.58]Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton – no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
[02:55.27]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
[02:57.10]You rodent, I'm omnipotent
[02:58.79]Let off, then I'm reloadin'
[03:00.46]Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[03:02.10]And I should not be woken
[03:03.80]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floatin'
[03:06.29]But I got your mom deep-throatin'
[03:08.40]I'm out my Ramen Noodle
[03:10.64]We have nothin' in common, poodle
[03:11.63]I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:14.84]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[03:17.34]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[03:21.21]For good at least once in a while
[03:22.87]So I wanna make sure, somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
[03:25.96]To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[03:27.73]But I gotta keep a few punchlines
[03:29.69]Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned
[03:31.03]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[03:33.22]I know there was a time where once I
[03:35.02]Was king of the underground
[03:36.46]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:37.49]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:40.32]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:41.99]You get too big and here they come tryin'
[03:43.68]To censor you, like that one line
[03:45.51]I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
[03:47.52]Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
[03:50.21]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
[03:53.42]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
[03:57.05]Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
[03:59.94]You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
[04:01.98]And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[04:04.39]You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
[04:06.76]You write normal? Fuck being normal!
[04:08.99]And I just bought a new raygun from the future
[04:10.52]Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:13.01]'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
[04:15.47]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[04:16.70]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:19.48]So Ray J went straight to the radio station
[04:22.38]The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
[04:24.45]Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
[04:26.16]Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
[04:27.97]What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
[04:29.42]Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you and
[04:32.69]I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[04:34.09]How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:35.89]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[04:37.93]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
[04:39.28]'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:40.54]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:42.52]"Oh, he's too mainstream."
[04:43.76]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:45.87]"It's not hip-hop, it's pop," because I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:48.67]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.75]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
[04:52.28]"I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:53.80]I don't know what words to use."
[04:55.40]Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:57.03]While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
[04:58.69]It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
[05:00.00]How many verses I gotta murder to
[05:01.72]Prove that if you were half as nice
[05:03.37]Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to?
[05:04.98]Ungh, school flunky, pill junkie
[05:07.33]But look at the accolades these skills brung me
[05:09.58]Full of myself, but still hungry
[05:12.06]I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:14.91]And I'm a million leagues above you
[05:17.00]Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you!
[05:18.76]I'm drunk – so Satan, take the fuckin' wheel!
[05:22.76]I'm asleep in the front seat
[05:23.97]Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
[05:26.88]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:29.70]Angels fight with devils, and here's what they want from me
[05:33.62]They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:35.32]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
[05:37.33]I have, then you may be a little patient
[05:39.05]And more sympathetic to the situation
[05:40.32]And understand the discrimination
[05:42.37]But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons, make lemonade then!
[05:44.13]But if I can't batter the women
[05:46.74]How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[05:48.41]Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
[05:50.85]If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
[05:53.23]To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
[05:55.53]Don't be a retard – be a king? Think not
[05:57.96]Why be a king when you can be a god?