歌词Every Sperm Is Sacred

[00:02.11]There are Jews in the world.
[00:05.93]There are Buddhists.
[00:08.01]There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
[00:12.61]There are those that follow Mohammed, but
[00:16.59]I've never been one of them.
[00:24.00]I'm a Roman Catholic,
[00:26.68]And have been since before I was born,
[00:30.20]And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
[00:34.26]They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
[00:38.00]You don't have to be a six-footer.
[00:40.97]You don't have to have a great brain.
[00:44.55]You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
[00:48.58]A Catholic the moment Dad came,
[00:53.33]Because
[00:55.85]Every sperm is sacred.
[01:00.80]Every sperm is great.
[01:05.26]If a sperm is wasted,
[01:09.61]God gets quite irate.
[01:14.78]Every sperm is sacred.
[01:18.23]Every sperm is great.
[01:22.70]If a sperm is wasted,
[01:27.09]God gets quite irate.
[01:32.67]Let the heathen spill theirs
[01:35.79]On the dusty ground.
[01:40.18]God shall make them pay for
[01:44.65]Each sperm that can't be found.
[01:49.04]Every sperm is wanted.
[01:53.17]Every sperm is good.
[01:57.39]Every sperm is needed
[02:01.70]In your neighborhood.
[02:06.38]Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
[02:09.82]Spill theirs just anywhere,
[02:13.88]But God loves those who treat their
[02:18.18]Semen with more care.
[02:22.44]Every sperm is sacred.
[02:26.09]Every sperm is great.
[02:29.90]If a sperm is wasted,
[02:33.63]God get quite irate.
[02:37.98]Every sperm is sacred.
[02:41.55]Every sperm is good.
[02:45.12]Every sperm is needed...
[02:49.34]...In your neighbourhood!
[02:53.27]Every sperm is useful.
[02:57.00]Every sperm is fine.
[03:00.86]God needs everybody's.
[03:04.77]Mine!
[03:05.25]And mine!
[03:06.03]And mine!
[03:38.52]Let the Pagan spill theirs
[03:42.10]O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
[03:45.95]God shall strike them down for
[03:49.76]Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
[03:53.73]Every sperm is sacred.
[03:57.38]Every sperm is good.
[04:01.21]Every sperm is needed
[04:05.07]In your neighborhood.
[04:08.72]Every sperm is sacred.
[04:12.41]Every sperm is great.
[04:16.14]If a sperm is wasted,
[04:20.03]God gets quite iraaaaaate!